How to be a Savage

Posted by (ER)^2 at 10:57 PM on 1/17/2018 EST:

While zooming by on a hover board, dab with a fidget spinner in each hand (with both spinning at full capacity of course). Then proceed to exhale a large cloud of smoke from your vapor pen in the middle of the dab. Upon completing this portion of the task, one must cry out a loud noise from a rap song (with yeet--or yate alternatively--being the preferable form of expression). These actions should pass from one another with fluidity in one smooth, percise motion. Most importantly, do not let Josh catch you doing these things; he believes such actions to be worthy or capital punishment.

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