Num🅱️er 15

Posted by Aldeenyo at 9:41 AM on 4/11/2018 EST:

Number🔢 1️⃣5️⃣: 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 foot👣 lettuce🥗. The last🥉 thing you'd👉 want in👇 your👉 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 🅱️urger🍔 is someone's👤 foot👣 fu🆖us🤢🤮. 🅱️ut🍑 as🍑 it turns↩️ out, that might 🅱️e what you👉 get. A 4️⃣channer🍀👤 uploaded a 🅿️hoto📷📸 🅰️nonymously👤❓ to the site showcasing his🚹 feet👣 in👇 a 🅿️lastic bin🚮 of lettuce🥗🤮. With the statement🗣: "This👇 is the lettuce🥗 you👉 eat 🅰️t 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴."😱😱 🅰️dmittedly, he🚹 had shoes👣👟 on. But🍑 that's even🤭 worse😱😷. The 🅿️ost went live at 1️⃣1️⃣:3️⃣8️⃣ PM on July🎆🎇 1️⃣6️⃣, and a mere 2️⃣0️⃣ minutes🕤 later, the 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 in👇 question❓ was 🅰️lerted👂 to the rogue👤 employee👤. At least, I👁 hope he's🚹 rogue. How😨 did it🤔 happen🧐🧐? Well, the 🅱️K🍔🤴 employee👤 hadn't🚫 removed❌ the Exif data🤓 from the uploaded photo📷📸, which suggested👀 the culprit👤 was somewhere in👇 Mayfield Heights, Ohio🇺🇸. This was 🅰️t 1️⃣1️⃣:4️⃣7️⃣. 3️⃣ minutes later🕘 at 1️⃣1️⃣:5️⃣0️⃣, the 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 branch🌳 address📭🏠 was 🅿️osted with wishes🙏 of happy😄😁 unemployment😨😰. 5️⃣ minutes later🕚, the news stati🔛 was contacted🗣📞 🅱️y 🅰️nother 4️⃣channer👤🍀. And 3️⃣ minutes🕒 later, at 1️⃣1️⃣:5️⃣8️⃣, a link was 🅿️osted: 🅱️K's🍔🤴 "Tell us 🆎out us" online🌐 forum. The foot👣 🅿️hoto📷📸, otherwise known as🍑 exhibit 🅰️, was 🅰️ttached. Cleveland🇺🇸 Scene Maga🇺🇸zine contacted🗣☎️ the 🅱️K🍔🤴 in👇 question🤔❓ the next⏩ day🌞. When questioned🤔❓🧐, the breakfast🌞🍽 shift manager🧔 said "Oh, I👁 know😱 who🤔 that is. He's🚹 getti🆖 fired💥🔫🔥." Mystery🧐 solved👍, 🅱️y 4️⃣chan🍀👥. Now we👥 can🛢 all go 🔙 to2️⃣ eati🆖🍽 our fast🏃‍♂️💨 food🍔🍟🥤 in👇 🅿️eace☮️😀😃😁👍.

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savaka
🅱️eautiful

ReligionBot
Why would a website have a theme song?

WinRaR
Not even a bot

ModernFeelGames
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King Burger is someone's foot fungus. But, as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4-channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger king". Admittedly, he had shoes on, but that's even worse. The post live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rouge employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadnt removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggests the culprit was somewhere in mayfeild heights, Ohio, US. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger king branch address was posted of wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4-channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:50, a link was posted: BK's "tell us about us" online fourum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exibit A was attatched. Cleveland🇺🇸 Scene Maga🇺🇸zine [?] contacted ghd BK in question the next day. When questiond, the breakfast shit manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4-chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food.
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That is a direct translation of that "document"

Aldeenyo
Thanks

EncloCreations
Fix the id issue herronjo
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