walter news 5: conflict and mistakes

Posted by walter at 10:34 PM on 6/17/2021 EST:

neptunian conflict:
due to radicalization and heavily bigoted thoughts and opinions of the walterstan government, neptune, now considered a public enemy by walter himself, burnt down approximately 4-5 publicly and privately owned buildings and committed many counts of larson and robbery under the assumption that walter and a resident destroyed his base (which they stated they have not.) the war caused quite a stir in the community but was won by a landslide by the walterian army. repairs have been fast and many have stated that walterton looks better than ever. when asked about the terrorist losing and fleeing, walter stated, and i quote; "thank god that son of a bitch is gone."

mistakes:
during the neptunian conflict, an innocent bystander was caught in the action when walter and his army destroyed his base under the assumption that it was the past walterian terrorist, neptune. the bystander was luckily out of town although quite amused with the situation. he currently is taking residence in walterstan while our finest architect rebuilds his base.

farm:
a new agricultural move by walter has been increasing his production of wheat and potatoes in his own privately owned farm, alongside a new plant he has came to name, and i quote, "mary's iguana." some have reported a euphoric feel while others reported seeing hallucinations. walter stated not to worry.

walter

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