walter news issue #1. [the 30 minute cold war]
Posted by
walter at 8:55 PM on 4/15/2021 EST:
the 30 minute cold war:we walterians should not fear, for i and our citizens have prevented a hot war from happening. a resident started protesting but was dealt with peacefully and only 1 injury was reported. this man shall not be named.courthouse progress slow but steady:they are working hard like good walterians. do not harass them, for the war slowed them down.bar building progress report:slowed due to the war but still steady.walter.
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