STiBaRC's COVID-19 Response:

Posted by herronjo at 2:46 PM on 3/12/2020 EST:

Because every company is doing this.

In a response to the novel coronavirus (COVID-19), starting next Monday STiBaRC will send specialized teams to major cities affected by the new virus, in order to lick hand rails, shake hands, walk through coughs, and eat gas station food.

They will then head to unaffected areas without washing their hands to give high fives, cough, hug the elderly, prepare food, and share food in order to help promote the spread of the virus.

You're welcome America.

Comments:
alluthus
You may fire me now

benben3963
I am Ben and I support this message.

herronjo
@alluthus No
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