"petty" - a poem draft:

Posted by alluthus at 5:55 PM on 2/5/2020 EST:

if i were to ever record a song with vocals, i would definitely make this a country song for sure.
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Apologies in advance
Apparently saying "y'all" means you're from the south
I ain't from the lone star state
But I'm from the west y'all
Just a boy from the battle-born state
Trying to live without no problems

But then you come along
With your friends
Making some remarks
Trying to take me down
Just because I breathe the same air as you

Your little anecdotes aren't funny
Sure, you want to crack a joke
And call me petty for "overreacting"
But I just can't stand it
Especially when you know what you're saying is wrong

It's 1AM
And here I am
Yet again writing another essay
But not in your typical format
Go on and bawl your eyes out for being wrong
And I'll continue on with life with my "southern drawl"

Your little anecdotes aren't funny
Sure, you want to crack a joke
And call me petty for "overreacting"
But I just can't stand it
Especially when you know what you're saying is wrong

Oh, you can't just throw shade and get mad when I say something back
I'm not going to let you take me down like a bucket in a well
You think I'm so petty about this
Saying it's just a joke
Yet you continue to be so mean
Even though you know it's wrong

(Y'all)

Your little anecdotes aren't funny
Sure, you want to crack a joke
And call me petty for "overreacting"
But I just can't stand it
Especially when you know what you're saying is wrong
So wrong
It really is

Apologies in advance
Apparently saying "y'all" means you're from the south
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yeehaw

Comments:
Anon
My body is in attack mode. I live next to Alabama and Florida.

Anon
This was very targeted. And ye, it is petty. And edgy.
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