Posted by Ogelbeh
at 2:33 PM on 4/23/2019 EST:
I'm running a survey to find similarities in the thought processes of stupid people. I have sought you out for your unique position, as a stupid person yourself.
Does your inner monologue have an echo?
Do you spell color with a u?
What were you doing on March 1st, other than missing my birthday?
Have you considered growing a mustache at any point in the past 6 months?
Thank you for your time. We will be awaiting your response.
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