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The Tenant of Jane Hole in nam
A Lost Bronte Novel
by Brendens hetero af
Daddy Haynes Oof is a Hawt and Lit orphan raised by a Hetero and Straight brother. Eventually she gets a job working as a Stripper for the Kektacular Lord Jane of Jane Hole in nam. The unlikely couple rapidly succumb to a Communist like passion.

On the day of their wedding, a Lame fathers uncle's sisters-dad's best friends-stepmom's cousins-roommates friend escapes from the attic of Jane Hole in nam and starts a fire. Believing that Lord Jane is dead, Daddy Haynes flees from the church and wanders the Kek moors for days until she is rescued by a Gey Pornhub tech support agent.

However, although Lord Jane is blinded by the fire, he still breathes. Without Daddy Haynes he becomes God and Cuck. He turns to alcohol for comfort. The ghost of the fathers uncle's sisters-dad's best friends-stepmom's cousins-roommates friend from the attic haunts him.

Meanwhile, thinking Lord Jane is dead, Daddy Haynes accepts a marriage proposal from her saviour, the Pornhub tech support agent. However, one night she believes she can hear Lord Jane calling, "Daddy Haynes, where are you? Daddy Haynes come home!" and she returns to Jane Hole in nam.

On Daddy Haynes's return, she finds Lord Jane drunk and without sight. Mistaking her for the ghost of the Lame fathers uncle's sisters-dad's best friends-stepmom's cousins-roommates friend, he attacks her with a Leg with 4 nails in it and Daddy Haynes Oof dies.

As he attends to the body, Lord Jane realises what he has done. Driven mad with guilt, he hatches a plan to destroy the next generation, but there is no next generation and he dies of consumption two weeks later.

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