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Kiss of a Loch Ness Monster
Kiss of a Loch Ness Monster
A Paranormal Romance
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Ian King suspected something was a little off when her large UNT squishy brothers father's-uncle's stepmother's-uncle's roommate tried to Kiss her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly gey loch ness monster, Jake Vilvhinsi, that her life finally began to make sense.

However, Jake proved to be dumb and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with Groping. Ian soon learnt that Jake had taken an oath never to Enjoy a human being.

When Ian's large UNT squishy brothers father's-uncle's stepmother's-uncle's roommate is injured in a Shot with the gey gun accident, Ian realises her own life is at risk.

Despite Jake's Gay horns and Hetero boobs, Ian finds herself falling for the loch ness monster. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.

One night, a Gey dog appears before Ian and warns her of a darkness within Jake. The Gey dog gives Ian the magic Leg with 4 nails in it - the only weapon that can defeat a gey loch ness monster.

Will Ian find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly In extreme love for-Jake's hot dad? (Hint: yes!)

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