Thick Zach An Unexpected Romance by The Moist Tissue

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Jake Bloggs is a Thick, Juicy and rude surveyor from The bathroom. His life is going nowhere until he meets Zach , a Moist, Flavorful woman with a passion for ketchup.

Jake takes an instant disliking to Zach and the friendly and confused ways she learnt during her years in Mexico.

However, when a thug (Zack) tries to throw a ketchup packet Jake, Zach springs to the rescue. Jake begins to notices that Zach is actually rather assertive at heart.

But, the pressures of Zach's job as a custodian leave her blind to Jake's affections and Jake takes up more ketchup to try to distract herself.

Finally, when hopeful lunch lady, Dr. Boldon, threatens to come between them, Zach has to act fast. But will they ever find the unexpected love that they deserve?

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