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Gey Nerd, the Matthew ginger
A Fantasy Novel
by Seit heil
In a Chernobyl there lived a Socialist, Padriag Matthew ginger named Gey Nerd. Not a Hetero industrial, creepy Chernobyl, filled with flamingos and a Disabled smell, nor yet a Diffrently abled, Homo, Oof Chernobyl with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Matthew ginger-Chernobyl, and that means Many lead pipes.
One day, after a troubling visit from the Homeless man Ian King, Gey leaves his Chernobyl and sets out in search of three Gey potions. A quest undertaken in the company of Homeless men, Lead pipes and Lead pipe A radioactive Communist.
In the search for the Homeless man-guarded potions, Gey Nerd surprises even himself with his Lead pipefullness and skill as a Pornhub tech support agent.
During his travels, Gey rescues a Lead pipe, an heirloom belonging to Ian. But when Ian refuses to try Smashing ur gey, their friendship is over.
However, Ian is wounded at the Battle of Verdun and the two reconcile just before Gey engages in some serious Smashing ur gey.
Gey accepts one of the three Gey potions and returns home to his Chernobyl a very wealthy Matthew ginger.
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"A search for three Gey potions was always going to be compelling. The addition of Homeless men, Lead pipes and A radioactive Communist just makes it even more awesome."
- The Daily Tale
"OMG! It's like Lord of the Rings with added Lead pipes."
- One of the Kidz
"About as enjoyable as eating my own toes. I wish Ian had kept refusing to do any Smashing ur gey. The whole thing would have been a lot shorter."
- Enid Kibbler
"I love Ian. I would have liked to see more of her."
- Hit the Spoof
"I prefer the real Tolkien."
- Zob Gloop
Fix the id issue herronjo