Fidget spinners

Posted by Coochiemane001 at 12:21 PM on 10/9/2018 EST:

Many of you out there believe that you are spinners are just a toy for kids. You do not know how to fuck wrong you are. Fidget spinners were designed for elite athletes, CEOs, and arch-bishops. Kids only adopted the spinning, we were born in it, molded by it. I've dedicated my life to fidget spinners. I'm the only truly certified grand master of fidget spinners; 3 time defending world champion WWE belt holder of fidget spinning. So I believe I'm the only one truly qualified to tell you that spinning is a man's sport, a man's man's sport. I was once a boy who became a man thanks to fidget spinning and also natural aging. Do you know the difference between me and a child? I'm 22 fucking years old, children are usually under 12 years old 68 miles per hour going straight into a brick wall of manliness. How do I stay in this physical form of this specimen that scientists can not even fully understand? Well it's going to make me happy again LeBron James shit his pants. I wake up at 4 am everyday, I drink 3 raw eggs with the side of pancakes with nails and a glass of straight uranium, then I grab my favorite fidget spinner: the triple XL gold-plated 25 pound weighted air- Supreme-extreme maximum turbo overdrive cutter spagooter with pump-action assault-grip and a silencer, i've even customized this bad boy with a laser dot sight printing capability as well as doubling as a fax machine. This is a gadget straight out of MI6, this is right brewed up from fucking Q laboratories- he used to make gadgets for 007 now he's making fidget spinners for me. Do you still think this is a fad for kids fucking troglodyte? Well I guess if that's how you wanna spin this story, but I know the truth, I know that this game was made for men and I've mastered it. I live and breathe fidget spinning. So go ahead, play your favorite sports and football baseball. I'll be here like a diss-jockey spinning it. Hugh! Sorry about that, it was not easy to be atssed at me, it was not easy being the great master of fidget spinning.

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