Dear Association of Child Labor

Posted by smol_PENOR at 3:50 PM on 1/21/2018 EST:


Dear Association of Child Labor,
The only reason child labor was outlawed is because children are little pieces of shit and are not very good listeners. Also they are super weak and are not worth the paycheck. That is why scientists should implant extra arms and ears into newborn babies. This would enable children to be more efficient listeners and more useful around the workplace. This will hopefully lead to a shorter working force around america, leading to a better economy. Also it will make those little shits somewhat useful for a change, instead of yelling for chicken nuggies all the fucking time.
Sincerely, smol_PENOR.

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